Are the Republicans going 2 shut the lights off in the White House?

OMG...so like, I totally, have to make my posting this evening a quick one!

I am so crazy...I work full-time, go to school full-time...have a little side business and guess what, I never have enough time.  I certainly hope my griping won't be a reoccurring situation!

Gripe, Gripe...gripe...don't you totally dislike gripers?

Umm...let's see...what did everyone think about the Elections...are we going to re-elect President Obama in 12?  Personally, I am unsure, sometimes it feels like he is trying to turn America into a welfare state; like who needs a welfare check...I take that back, like, if you could spend that check at Nieman Marcus, Macy's or some one of a kind boutique.  Like, dude, I would totally want a welfare check.

Like, OMG, at first I like totally wanted to shake his hand for putting some cash in my pocket - stimulus money.  Like, your Honorable Dudeness...the ultimate Dude, thank you so much for the cash and then like, when someone explained it to me...like, my girlfriend Diana elaborated - (like OMG, that is so like a MAJOR word - elaborate) anywho, like when she told me...I felt bad for President Obama.

From what I could understand, it was kind of like President Obama was like the "new" dude on the block...and like, you totally know how it is when you're new...you want to be liked by everyone.

So, like, the Pres. gave out all of this money, but, like he REALLy didn't have it to spend.  Kind of like my girlfriend Reese, she always want to be cool, so she maxes out her credit cards...and well that is so totally not a good thing, unlike you have a dad like mines that will pay it off at the end of the month.

And now, LIKE OMG, more problems await him because like Diana told me "the Republicans have taken control of the House"...like, OMG, does that mean they're going to turn the electricity off in the White House for using too much money?

Like, I thought like, the Americans owned that house and we let our President stay there.  Maybe we should like, take up a fund so the lights don't get cut off, it's right before the Holidays.  Like that would be so majorly unkind, he has two really fabo daughters, a dog and a really hot WIFE.  Like that would be so unkind.

I think the Republicans should let him keep the lights on, but, maybe like if they want to save some money they can take his car...like dude.  He could totally use public transportation...Diana said he is REALLY fond of public transportation.  She said he has showered money into public transportation...it made me think...like was he like throwing money at the program like those rappers throw money at the strippers and video actresses at those videos on BET...I can totally see a Little Wayne moment!

All joking aside, like I still really like President Obama and even though he maxed out his credit limit; actually, Diana told me he can't, 'cause dude like we make the money here in America...who freakin' knew!!!!  He totally didn't have to like get in more debt to hang with us, Americans and be like, the most Popular President...he was already that in my book.  Like, he is just too likable and I totally love his family even more.  They are perfect!  I hope those meanie Republicans don't cut his lights off, he is totally the ultimate DUDE!

Well, my gem of the day is this necklace...like, I totally think it is symbolic of how Americans view the President....he holds the key to most of our hearts...like totally sans the Republicans...but, I am convinced  even some of them think he is the coolest!

See below....btw, like this is an original designer too.  Let me know what you think....about anything!!!!

Okay...well, I am going to go for now...I have so much stuff to do and such little time!

Like Ciao Bella B-A-B-Y!  Precisely!!!

Monster Cookies, Part II, No one can DisRespect You, NOT!!!

Hey, what's going on?

RoLLin' with my HomIes....homage to CLueLess and Brittaney Murphy...I so heart YOu!

Oh, okay, like OMG...Ashton Kutcher, like where the freak are you?  You better be planning to make an appearance like pretty freakin SOON.

Like okay, for those that read my blog yesterday, realized that I am encountering a problem with one of my colleagues at the place I work for money aka "MY J-O-B".  So like anyways, I like talked to "the DUDE" yesterday..."the DUDE" happens to be my boss and happens to be the CEO of like this totally major company.  I like talked to him, about how she was unprofessional and personally a BE-Otch, yesterday he swept it under the carpet.  Very characteristic of "the DUDE".

Yesterday during my blog I affectionately nicknamed her "Monster Cookies" (please refer to yesterdays blog for a working definition).  I could have totally called her FIRE CROTCH...after Lindsey Lohan, because like, she could totally be her older sister!  Multiply Lindsey's snarkiness by 10,000, she is the ultimate BE-OTch!

So, very like me unspoken and feisty, I revisited the situation with "the DUDE" today to express my dissatisfaction with the situation and his resolution.  "the DUDE" resolved to pretend like it never happened...that was cool for him, like, the freakin shiznick didn't happen to him!  Thank you very much!

Okay, so this is totally where my life took a very unfair turn...I asked "the DUDE" if I could talk to him and at the time I was like so, EmoTional.  "the DUDE" like informs me he can talk.  I try to totally express to him why I am so frustrated, how she disrespected me.   And like, well, he is totally on some NEW AGE bullshit...his NEW AgE BullShit consists of him telling me that "no one can disrespect you, it's all about the way you process what the person is relaying".

(PAUSE)

I am so like, Ashton, stop playing!   He then goes on to tell me, that I am waiting for a white knight to intervene....now I am really, like, ASHTON WHERE ARE YOU???  He then holds his hands up like Jazz Fingers and totally intertwines them and says "see you have a communication problem, you need to talk to her directly maybe take a walk together and talk things out".

OKAY, ENOUGH is ENOUGH, WHERE IS THE CAMERA...EVERYONE START LAUGHING...THIS SO HAS TO BE THE BEST PUNK'D EVER.  ASHTON I HEART U...MAKE THIS END, LIKE SO, NOW PLEASE. 


My head totally started to ache and I thought I was going to spontaneously combust and then it happened...I escape to the deep, dark recess of my closet aka my mind.  Although this time it was dark, it was bright and I so began to hear John Tesh's music playing (not that his music is bad.  totally no disrespect Mr. Tesh) and all of a sudden I was standing on top of a mountain with a white loose linen outfit on with my hands raised in peace.

At that moment, I so had an epiphany, the epiphany was that "the DUDE" is freakin gone...and then I see "the DUDE" totally running in green pastures with the same white linen suit on as me, holding none other than John Tesh's hand smiling....oh dude, wait...now they are picking flowers.

Oh, snap back to reality, I am still sitting in "the DUDE's" office and he is staring at me with a blank look.  I realize that this isn't PUNK'd although I so totally wished it were and this is my reality.  My boss aka "the DUDE" is so like the ultimate freakin' John Tesh clone.  I totally see he is riding the NEW AgE Movement, I so hope he doesn't crash in burn, someone deserves to be happy.

So, I quietly got up and went back to my office and I felt John Tesh spirit looking down at me, so, I like scheduled the meeting with FIRE CROTCH and we are going to take a walk tomorrow and "chat" about our differences.  Like how it is so not appropriate to scream at your colleagues and drop the "F" bomb like a gazillion times in a conversation!  Like so not COOL!!!

Anywho...the bright spot in my day today comes from this awesome designer check out this totally awesome ring.

I am so diggin your stuff.

Like, the people out there who are reading my blogs...Tell me what you think....about anything!

Like Ciao Bella, B-A-B-Y!!!

Talk to you tomorrow...PRECISELY!!!

Election DAY

Hey, yay, it's Election Day, did you do your part and vote or did you sit this one out???

Me, personally, I voted not so much for the candidates but for the principal.  I am a New Yorker, and all I can say is that we certainly have had OUR share of scandals. (SEX, DRUGS & POLITICS) - like ew, gross me out...but anywho...call girls and crack aside, our politicians have all contributed to our landscape, whether good or bad! 

Like, we New Yorkers are strong and resilience is our motto!

But, anywho, like I said, I didn't vote because I was crazy about the politicians, I voted because a lot of people fought for the right to vote and I will never take that for granted.  (As I stand on my pedestal giving my sermon).  Like, can we dance now or better yet...like lets talk about other stuff.  Like stuff that matters to MOI.

Well, today, I had a horrible day at work.  One to give me the motivation to continue to cultivate my business.   This monster cookie of a woman - and i don't call her monster cookies because she is physically ugly, her personality is one of medusa.  (Excuse me, I am sorry Medusa, I should have never insulted you like that!)  Anywho, she decided to berate me for no reason and what is unfortunate about it is, that we have lateral positions.  So, like, the power is equal.  I want say to her Be-otch get a grip, but, instead I kept my composure.

Wasn't it the Socrates dude who once said (in my most like scholarly voice); turn the other cheek, so the Be-Otch can slap that one too!  LOL...I can laugh now because I am home making fun of her!  How awesome is that, does that make me an internet GAngster?!?

SMH, well, this is what totally brought a smile to my face today; let me know if it brought one to yours too...it's from designer, Cosmic Firefly, check out this must have necklace. A definate must have and kudos to you...Cosmic Firefly, I am totally diggin' your stuff.

Goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go...do, do, da, da, do...Goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go...I hate to leave you, but, I really must say...Goodnight sweetheart goodnight.

A special goodnight to my new friend, mamaslittlemonkeys....thank you for your sound advice.

Ciao bella...PRECISELY!

Sometimes Life Gets in the Way...

Today, as I sit down to pen my little thoughts...did I say that?  Like that is so...philosophic!  OMG.  Anywho, with so many things going on and as I am growing up, it is unfortunate but is a reality that life gets in the way!

It gets in the way of me pursuing all of the things I care about.  Having to work SuCks...but someone has to pay my credit card bills!

Like, one thing that made me happy today was seeing this awesome handmade quilt by a woman in California, she is ReAlly talented and apparently has found a way to do what she loves.

So, tell me what gets in the way for you...what are your challenges and how do you work through them.

Muah...Kisses and like, all that good stuff.  Love ya, guys and I will talk to you tomorrow.

Kudos, to you...PReCiSeLy.

My CROP DENIM JACKET is TRULY missed.

My philosophy about STyLe is kind of how I spelled it.  I love it. It provides me a forum to express myself and I think it is really hard to find true STyLe.


with STyLe you have to be true to yourself and if you are, people will enjoy your non-verbal communication.  True STyLe can tell someone if you are in a good mood, cynical, non-understanding or a REALLy bad MOOD.  


I purchased this beautiful crop jean jacket from the LIMITED in the mid-90's and I wore that jacket and I washed that jacket.  And just like a relationship it began to fade and tear.  And just like in a good relationship, I tried to patch the holes and repair the damage...but, like in a relationship that is not meant to be, it continued to detoirate, slowly but surely...it continued to unravel.  I held onto my jacket and continued to wear like the first day I purchased it caused talk.  Just like a wife trying to hold onto her cheating husband, she wouldn't care what he did as long as he stayed and I didn't care about what that jacket looked like as long as I could feel the soft and worn denim next to my skin.  I thought it looked so good on me.


When I'd go shopping, affluent individuals would ask me if I had my jacket custom made and I would proudly tell them no.  My jacket was a great conversation piece, as I am not a social butterfly by nature, my jacket was always something that I could talk about with pride.


One day, someone took my jacket.  I have a couple of suspects, but, no credible evidence.  Let me put this out there.  Better yet, let me use the eloquent wordsmithing of Antione Dodson "We’re lookin for you...We gon find you...So you can run and tell that HOMEBOY!"


I am beginning to digress, the point of my story is to say that STyLe is unique! Be your own person and let your faded and torn denim jacket SHINE.


Oh, by the way, congrats to ELLE for 25 years and going strong! (Everyone clap now)


Like, OMG...I am gonna wrap this one up.  But, before I do, tell me about your STyLe and what makes u - U-Nique!


Love ya, Babes.  PRECISELY.

I Love the 80's and not for nothing, what the hell happened to MTV?

This blog is dedicated to what's in my proverbial closet.

And what's in my closet today is the 80's. I grew up in the 80's, the 80's were wild and I loved them...I still love Billy Idol, The Cars, Twisted Sister, The Fat Boys, Run DMC and Whodini.

My music taste evolved during what I like to call the music revolution. Music met motion picture...before music was good and if you listened closely to the lyrics you could almost imagine a scene the music set.  But, now we had something new and awesome, the music video age...Herbie Hancock, Men at Work, Twisted Sister and many more were trendsetters. Speaking of trendsetters we can't forget Annie Lennox separately and especially as the Eurythmics...unbelievable.

I was just a child in the 80's and I remember wanting to watch MTV all day;  now you couldn't pay me to turn that channel on.  What the hell happened to music videos?  I used to watch music videos all day long...they would even dedicate an hour to Fab Five Freddy and Yo! MTV Raps.  Now, MTV is filled with weak programming, reality shows of fallen stars and teenage pregnancy.  Yeah, I want to watch that!  NOT!

This song is my dedication to everyone who grew up in the 80's and didn't forget!    Video Killed The Radio Star

Everyone have a fabo night.  PRECISELY.

***Just remember when you are given lemons, make lemondade!  PRECISELY.